Congratulations! You have acquired the world's most useless tool. The Adhesive Thingsamajig is a device so obscure, it'll make you wonder why you even bothered.
1. Hold the Thingsamajig with both hands and pretend it's a hammer.
2. Press the button. Nothing will happen.
3. Stare at the button some more. You'll be sure to find the secret to using it there.
4. If all else fails, consult the Adhesive Thingsamajig FAQ for more information.
Or, you know, just give up and put it in a museum.
Side effects may include:
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