Q: What is the purpose of hammers in music?
A: To drive the beat, duh. It's like a rhythm section for your wall.
Q: Can I really use a hammer in music?
A: Only if you're going for that whole 'postmodernist avant-garde' vibe, man. Otherwise, stick with a metronome, it's more your speed.
Q: Will a hammer improve my musical skills?
A: Probably not. Unless you count 'tapping out the rhythm with a blunt object' as a skill, then yeah, you're a pro.
Q: Can I use a hammer as a musical instrument?
A: Only in the classical sense, like, you know, 'The Hammer Sonata' or 'Hammering away at the keys'. Get creative.
Q: Are hammers safe to use in music?
A: Only if you're careful not to hammer your fingers. Or your neighbor's eardrums. Or the wall.
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