Toot Thrust Research
Welcome to Toot Thrust Research, the premier institution for all your most pressing and utterly irrelevant questions.
Our Mission
We're dedicated to finding the answers you didn't know you were looking for, and the questions you didn't know you didn't have.
Our Research
We've got a team of expert researchers who are on the cutting edge of cutting edge research. Our motto? "We'll figure it out, and then we'll tell you about it."
Our Methodology
We use a unique blend of science, art, and wild guesses to tackle the toughest questions in the universe.
Our Team
Meet the team:
Dr. Emily E. Nonymous, Director of Research
Dr. Bobo B. McSnazz, Research Assistant
Together, we'll explore the unknown, and then we'll tell you all about it.