7 Cats in Space: Feline Astronautical Woes

Warning: the following content is a work of fiction and may contain catnip, catnip, and more catnip.

Cats have been known to be curious creatures, but when it comes to space travel, they take it to a whole new level.

Meet the 7 cats that dared to venture into the vast expanse of space:

• Whiskerface McSpaceface, the fearless feline pioneer
• Lord Meowington III, the cat with a penchant for catnip-fueled rocket science
• Purrfect Stormy, the cat that defied gravity with her gravitational waves
• Furiosa the Unstoppable, the cat with a need for speed (and a love for laser pointers)
• Mewzerella, the Catnip Queen, the sassy cat that ruled the cosmos with an iron paw
• Sir Meowaldus, the Feline King of Space, the majestic cat with a flair for the dramatic
• Zorvath, the Cosmic Cat of Doom, the mysterious cat with a taste for intergalactic catnip

Join us next time for the thrilling tale of Purrfect Stormy's ill-fated attempt to start a feline revolution on the moon.