Top 10 Reasons to Fear the Furminators

They're back, and this time they're not just cute and fluffy.

1. Furminators have been known to steal your snack stash.
2. They can fit into tiny spaces and escape detection.
3. Furminators have been spotted plotting with the Squirrelington gang.
4. They're highly resistant to hairballs.
5. Furminators have been known to leave their calling cards in your favorite sweater.
6. They're expert hide-and-seek players.
7. Furminators have been linked to several catnip scandals.
8. They're secretly training for world domination.
9. Furminators can turn your favorite books into paperweights.
10. And number 10: They have taken over the world's supply of laser pointers.

Stay vigilant, citizens! The Furminators are coming for you!