Top 20 of Everything
Because who needs a normal top 20 list?
Here are the top 20 things that are probably not actually the top 20 of anything, but we're going to pretend they are.
- 1. The Best Pizza Topping: Pineapple
- 2. The Worst Haircutting Technique: Using a Weed Eater
- 3. The Most Likely To Get You Kicked Out of the Library: The Farting Game
- 4. The Best Way to Cook an Egg: With A Frying Pan and A Fancypants Sauce
- 5. The Most Expensive Way to Get to the Moon: In a Hot Air Balloon
- 6. The Best Use for 3D Printed Toaster: To Make Sushi
- 7. The Worst Superhero Name: The Invisible Ninja
- 8. The Best Time to Eat Cereal: At 3 am After a 5 am Wake Up Call
- 9. The Best Use for an Old Shoe: As a Planter
- 10. The Most Creative Use for a Pencil: As A Microscope
- 11. The Best Way to Get a Stain Out: With A Hairdryer
- 12. The Best Time to Start a Fire: When You're Bored
- 13. The Worst Gift to Give: A VCR
- 14. The Best Use for a Rock: As A Paperweight
- 15. The Most Likely To Get You Kicked Off the Internet: A Self-Uploaded Meme of Yourself in a Sombrero
- 16. The Best Way to Make a Sandwich: With A Fork
- 17. The Worst Time to Call It a Day: When The Alarm Goes Off
- 18. The Best Use for a Pineapple: In A Pineapple Upside-Down Cake
- 19. The Most Expensive Way to Get a Tan: In a Tanning Bed
- 20. The Best Way to Get Lost: In a Map of the Mall