Warning: Toxic Ties Ahead

Are you tired of ties that are just...fine? Do you want to make a statement at your corporate meeting? Look no further than Toxic Tartan Ties, the most poisonous ties this side of the cubicle farm!

Our ties are made with the finest toxic materials and designed to make your coworkers question your sanity. Choose from our selection of:

• Flaming Ties - Because who needs a simple flame when you can have one that's actually on fire?
• Poisonous Paisley Ties - For when you want to make your boss's wife cry
• Corporate Ties - Because who doesn't love a good game of "who can tie their tie tighter"?