Regret, the feeling that comes after you've scrolled through 12 hours of cat videos on YouTube, only to realize you'll never live up to your 2012 fantasy football draft picks.
Meet the Regret prophets, a group of mystics who have dedicated their lives to predicting the inevitable disappointment that will befall you. Join the Regret support group, where you can commiserate with others who have fallen victim to the crushing realization that your ex's new boyfriend is actually a better person than you.