Trampoline of Thorns: The Most Agonizingly Uncomfortable Experience in Existence

Warning: Prolonged use may cause permanent damage to your joints, dignity, and sense of self-worth

Our Story

We're a trampoline park for the masochistically inclined. Our trampolines are designed to be the most unforgiving, the most punishing, and the most likely to leave you questioning your life choices.

We've got trampolines for every occasion: trampolines for the timid, trampolines for the bold, trampolines for the merely masochistic. We're like a bad habit, but with more springs.

Our staff are trained in the ancient art of trampoline fu, and are here to ensure that your trampolining experience is nothing short of traumatic.

So come on down, and bounce on our trampolines. Your spine will hate you for it.

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Or, you know, just go here and we'll take care of you.