Treatment Options

Choose from a variety of absurd and humorous treatment options for your fictional ailments.

• Option 1: Inflatable Unicorn Horn Transplant - For those who want a touch of whimsy in their lives.
• Option 2: Disco Fever Treatment - A fun twist on the classic dance-based therapy.
• Option 3: Talking to a Therapist in a Fancy Hat - Because who needs a boring old therapist when you can have one in a fedora?
• Option 4: Extreme Prolonged Bedrest - For those who just need to stay in bed for weeks.

Or, if none of these options appeal to you, try our Custom Treatment form.