What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Because we're not going to answer this, are we?

Take the leap into the unknown

What is the meaning of life?

We're not going to give you a straight answer, that's just not our style

Suffer through the existential dread

Can you tell me the secret to making the perfect grilled cheese sandwich?

We're not even going to give you a hint

Suffer through the unanswerable foodie despair