Step 1: Take deep breaths. Repeat after me: "It's just code, it's just code, it's just code."
Step 2: Turn off the music. Your mom was right, it's too loud.
Debugging for Dummies (Because, let's be honest, that's you)
And remember: The error message is not a personal attack on you. It's just the system's way of saying, "Hey, human, you made a mistake."
Step 1: Check the logs. If you can't find the logs, ask your cat, they're always good at hiding them.
Step 2: Google it. If you can't find the answer, ask your neighbor's kid; they might have a clue.
Step 3: Call the vendor. They'll either fix it or tell you to turn it off and on again.
The Art of Searching: Because sometimes you just need to know how to ask the right questions.
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