prophets have decreed that only decorations with a minimum of 4 inches of visible glow are eligible for our Judging Criteria page.
We're a judgement-free zone! Our decorations are perfect for parties, but please, for the love of all things bright, don't use them as a makeshift disco ball in the break room.
Absolutely! Unless you count the existential dread of being surrounded by too much unbridled joy, in which case we can't be held responsible.