Trunk Decoration Store: Rule Exceptions

Welcome to the Trunk Decoration Store, where we sell the most stylish and functional trunk decorations for your ride. We're not just about looks; we're about breaking the rules.

Here's a list of our favorite rule exceptions:

• Rule 1: You can wear your pants in public, as long as they're neon green.
• Rule 2: You can eat pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. We won't judge.
• Rule 3: You can talk to your plants, and they will actually respond with sassy comments.
• Rule 4: We're open on Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays. Even Sundays.
• Rule 5: You can wear your favorite superhero cape to work. We won't ask questions.

Don't like our rules? That's okay! We have a whole section dedicated to breaking them: Breaking News.