Neon Star Signs - Home of the Most Iconic Signs in the Galaxy

Welcome to Neon Star Signs, where we craft the most eye-searingly bright and awe-inspiringly tacky signs in the galaxy! Our signs are not just any signs, they're neon, they're bold, and they're full of sparkles!

We've got signs for every occasion, from 'I'm with Stupid' to 'Beware of the Robot Uprising'! Our signs are handcrafted with love, hate, and a hint of desperation. Come visit us today and get your sign fix!

Popular Sign Styles

• Neon Heart Signs
• Neon Smiley Signs
• Neon Zebra Signs

Our Sign-Making Process

We use only the finest materials and the most skilled craftsmen to create our signs. Our process is as follows:

1. We take a picture of a thing.

2. We make a sign with that thing in it.

3. We add some neon lights to make it sparkle.

4. We add a few more neon lights just for good measure.

5. We sell the sign to you for a handsome sum of money!