Here's how it works:

1. Send all your money to our completely-not-a-hacking-scam website.

2. Our team of expert accountants will promptly misplace your funds in a series of high-stakes, no-strings-attached poker games.

3. When the IRS shows up, just blame it on the 'Trust 2.0' algorithm.

Don't try this at home, kids.

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