Proper Flag Pole Techniques - Trust Fall Precautions

A Guide for the Seriously Adventurous

Warning: Flag Pole Techniques may cause dizziness, disorientation, and spontaneous laughter. Proceed with caution.

Preventing the Unpreventable

When attempting a trust fall, always ensure your partner is not a skilled parkour athlete. Their enthusiasm may be misdirected.

Flag Pole Selection and Maintenance

Choose a flag pole with a sturdy base and a reliable flag. Do not attempt to use a pool noodle as a substitute. Trust us, it will end badly.

Post-Trust Fall Recovery

In the event of a successful trust fall, immediately reposition the flag pole to maximize the comedic value of the experience. Do not, however, attempt to use the flag pole as a makeshift selfie stick.

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Disclaimer: The authors of this page are not responsible for any injuries, property damage, or spontaneous combustion caused by the use of this guide.