Trust Fall Statistics

As of 2023, our trust falls have resulted in:

23 recorded cases of trust-related injuries (including 1 broken nose)
14 trust fall fatalities (mostly due to embarrassment)
1 reported case of temporary blindness caused by trust-induced shock
17 instances of trust falls that were so intense, they required a full rewrite of our safety protocols

Our trust falls have also been observed to have a 99.9% success rate in inducing existential dread in participants.