The Truth Shall Set You Free, But Only After It Ruins Your Life
In this esteemed establishment, we serve the most unvarnished, unfiltered, and unapologetic truths known to mankind. Our patrons come seeking the unadulterated truth, no matter the cost.
Warning: Prolonged exposure to our brand of honesty may cause:
- Excessive eye-rolling
- Spontaneous combustion of relationships
- Irreversible damage to one's reputation