Welcome to TruthIsTheNewBlack, Where Honesty is the Best Policy (and Also Kind of a Pain in the Ass)

Debunking The Myth of The Mythical Man In The High Castle
The Great Truth Sausage, a Deliciously Honest Delight

The Truth Shall Set You Free, But Only After It Ruins Your Life

In this esteemed establishment, we serve the most unvarnished, unfiltered, and unapologetic truths known to mankind. Our patrons come seeking the unadulterated truth, no matter the cost.

Warning: Prolonged exposure to our brand of honesty may cause:

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