Sparkle Reports: A Report on the Sparkle-ification of the Universe

Generated on 2023-02-28 by the Sparkle-Matic 3000

Sparkle-ification Levels:

• Low Sparkle (0-50%): The universe is as dull as a butter knife.
• Moderate Sparkle (51-80%): The universe is as dull as a butter knife with a slight hint of shine.
• High Sparkle (81-100%): WE ARE LIVING IN A SPARKLY UNIVERSE, BABY!

Current Sparkle Level: 85%

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