It was the year 1975, and the world was still reeling from the shock of disco's ascension to global popularity. The once-peaceful village of Skylight had been consumed by an otherworldly force, one that demanded all its citizens don a polyester jumpsuit and dance the night away.
Our heroes, fueled by a determination to escape, stumbled upon an ancient text, hidden away in the dusty recesses of the village library. The tome, bound in a strange, pulsing material that seemed to shift and glow in the light, revealed the secrets of the long-lost art of DiscoDoom.
DiscoDoom, the text explained, was an ancient ritual, one that allowed the practitioners to harness the power of disco's most potent force: the Bee Gees.
The villagers, it seemed, had been using this knowledge to create an endless loop of disco, one that would trap the unwary traveler in an eternal cycle of platform shoes, polyester, and Bee Gees.
The heroes knew they had to act fast, or risk being lost forever in this sea of sparkly, funky despair.
Continue to Chapter 3: "The Bee Gees' Revenge"
Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, try Beneath the Bee Gees