A: Procrastination Is My Love Language is a rare, exotic language that only reveals itself when you've managed to avoid actual work for an entire day.
A: It's not about speaking, it's about not-speaking. The key is to stare intensely at a blank page while contemplating the meaning of life, or to watch an endless loop of cute cat videos.
A: Yes, anyone can. But be warned: once mastered, it may lead to a lifetime of doing nothing productive, ever.
A: No. There is no need for rules or structure when the only rule is to do whatever you want, whenever you want.