ProcrastinationIsMyLoveLanguageTheGame

Level 1: The Art of Doing Nothing

Welcome, fellow procrastinators, to the ultimate game of doing nothing! In this level, you'll learn the art of turning any task into a thrilling adventure of avoidance and distraction.

Sublevels:

• Level 2: The Art of Distractions
• Level 3: The Game Of Thickening (because who needs to do it right now?)
• Level 4: The Epic Battle Of The Binge (where you conquer entire Netflix queues)

Game Mechanics:

Collect points by:

1. Opening new tabs for "just one more" tab
2. Making a sandwich
3. Reading memes
4. Watching cat videos
5. Declaring "I'll start it later"

Warning: ProcrastinationIsMyLoveLanguageTheGame may cause:

• Increased risk of missed deadlines
• Spontaneous combustion of productivity
• Uncontrollable urges to check social media every 5 minutes

Are you ready to level up your procrastination skills?

Click here to begin your journey!