Procrastination Is My Love Language

The Movie

In a world where productivity is the ultimate virtue, one person dares to be different.

Meet our hero, who lives in a cozy little cave, surrounded by unwritten reports, unopened mail, and unwatched cat videos.

The plot thickens as our hero discovers the joys of binge-watching cat videos, playing video games, and eating Cheetos.

But little does our hero know, the forces of productivity are closing in.

Will our hero find a way to reconcile their love of procrastination with the demands of the world? Watch Procrastination Is My Love Language: The Movie to find out!

Directed by The Great and Powerful Procrastinator

Cast includes Me, My Couch, and The Internet

Release Date: Never

Genre: Comedy | Drama

Runtime: Eternity

Rating: 10/10

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