Procrastination Is My Love Language

I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.

When I'm not busy being productive, I enjoy:

• Video Games - Because who needs human interaction when you can have digital?
• Reddit - The endless scroll, the never-ending debate, the algorithm-driven dopamine fix.
• YouTube - Where else can you watch a 10-hour video of someone playing a single song on repeat?

But don't just take my word for it, here's what some experts say:

"Procrastination is not a disease, it's a lifestyle choice." - Dr. Dr. Punsley PhD

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