Unanswerable Answers

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We're a team of experts in the art of "not knowing what we're doing." Our motto is: "We'll try, but no promises."

Unanswerable Question Answering: We'll stare at the problem for hours, then shrug and give you a random guess.
Unanswerable Advice: We'll tell you what you already knew, but with more certainty and less conviction.
Unanswerable Solutions: We'll come up with something that might, kinda, possibly work, but probably won't.