Unavoidable Meetings: Attendance Protocols

Welcome to the Unavoidable Meetings: Attendance Protocols, where attendance is not just a right, but a sacred duty!

Why Attend Unavoidable Meetings?

Because, let's be real, someone has to be there to make sure the coffee machine doesn't explode.

And also to witness the spectacle that is Manager Speak 101, a class where we'll teach you how to say nothing and still sound like you're making sense.

Protocols

Arrive 10 minutes early, so you're not that guy who walks in late.
Turn off your phone, unless you're pretending to be on a conference call, then turn it on and pretend to care.
Don't eat the donuts, they're not for eating.

Consequences of Non-Attendance

Don't even think about it. Just show up, or else.