Meetings: where the most productive people in the world go to waste hours of their lives.
But fear not, dear meeting-goers! For in this section, we shall teach you the art of notetaking as a form of self-induced insomnia.
It's simple: just write down every single word, every single phrase, every single awkward silence that occurs during the meeting.
This will ensure that you never fall asleep, no matter how dull the meeting may be.
Read on for Technique 2: Write Every Word!
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out Technique 3: Draw Every Word!