Technique 3: Draw Every Word

Also known as "Sloppiness for the sake of Sloppiness", this technique involves scribbling every single word on your notepad, regardless of the meeting's actual purpose or relevance.

This is a surefire way to guarantee that you'll be able to recall every single word spoken during the meeting, but don't worry about the meeting minutes being readable or coherent.

Example:

Pros:

• Guaranteed word recall
• No need to type during the meeting
• Perfect for those who struggle with note-taking

Cons:

• Meetings will never be productive again
• Your notepad will be a messy, unrecognizable disaster
• You'll never understand what was actually discussed

Technique 4: Draw Every Shape

Technique 2: Write Every Word

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