Meetings 101

The Unavoidable Guide to Meetings

Welcome, future meeting masters! In this course, you'll learn the ancient art of turning any social interaction into an interminable, soul-sucking meeting.

Lesson 1: The Meeting Invitation

It's the first step to an eternity of boredom: sending that initial invite. Learn how to craft the perfect "can't-miss" subject line, complete with cryptic emojis and a dash of existential dread.

Lesson 2: The Art of Small Talk

Drown in the depths of meaningless conversation. Discover the secret to turning even the most innocuous question into an endless loop of pointless discussion.

Lesson 3: The Meeting Agenda

Unleash the beast that is the meeting schedule. Learn how to pack your agenda with an endless array of pointless, non-essential items, all carefully crafted to suck the soul from your attendees.

Lesson 4: The Meeting Wrap-Up

Congratulations! You've survived the Meeting Gauntlet! In this final lesson, learn the art of pretending to be productive while secretly counting down the minutes until you can escape.