Welcome, future meeting masters! In this course, you'll learn the ancient art of turning any social interaction into an interminable, soul-sucking meeting.
It's the first step to an eternity of boredom: sending that initial invite. Learn how to craft the perfect "can't-miss" subject line, complete with cryptic emojis and a dash of existential dread.
Drown in the depths of meaningless conversation. Discover the secret to turning even the most innocuous question into an endless loop of pointless discussion.
Unleash the beast that is the meeting schedule. Learn how to pack your agenda with an endless array of pointless, non-essential items, all carefully crafted to suck the soul from your attendees.
Congratulations! You've survived the Meeting Gauntlet! In this final lesson, learn the art of pretending to be productive while secretly counting down the minutes until you can escape.