The Uncharted Bureaucratic Waters: A Guide to Navigating the Red Tape
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Here's a list of things you should probably not do in the Uncharted Bureaucratic Waters:
- Do not attempt to swim against the current. It's like trying to fight a never-ending tide of paperwork.
- Do not ask for a map. You'll only get lost in the labyrinthine corridors of our department.
- Do not try to fill out forms in pencil. We use only the finest 0.38mm felt-tip pens, and any deviation will not be tolerated.
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