It started with a single, brave soul, who dared to question the status quo. A soul who refused to be bound by the shackles of tradition. Who refused to be silenced by the tyranny of the breakfast meat industry.
This was no ordinary hero, for he had a vision: a world where sausages were free to be whatever they wanted to be, without fear of judgment or reprisal.
He rallied the masses, with a clarion call to arms, and soon the streets were ablaze with the fiery passion of the sausage revolution.
And so, the first event of the Great Sausage Rebellion will go down in the annals of history as the moment when the sausages took a stand, and the world was forever changed.