Underbodice: Underwear Tournament Rules

1. The tournament shall commence at precisely 9:00 AM on a randomly selected Tuesday.

2. Contestants shall wear matching undergarments for the duration of the tournament.

3. Points shall be awarded based on the number of times one's underwear are mentioned in conversation during the tournament.

4. The winner shall be the one with the most mentions of their underwear.

Undergarment Sizing Underwear Etiquette

By participating in this tournament, you acknowledge that you are aware of and will abide by these rules.

Failure to comply with these rules may result in disqualification and/or public shaming.

Don't get caught without your A-game (or a decent pair of undies).