Undergarment Emporium

Our selection of the finest, most questionable undergarments in the world:

Golden Thong of the Ancients

For the discerning customer who wants to make a statement, this thong features a 24K gold plating and a delicate floral pattern.

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Unicorn Socks for the Fashionably Challenged

These socks are perfect for those who want to make a statement without actually having a good sense of style.

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