Don't Die in the Dark, Use These Tips

When navigating the treacherous world of the underground kitchen, safety is key. Follow these tips for survival.

Wear Your Pith Helmet

It's a real thing of beauty, our underground kitchen pith helmets. Protect your melon from falling objects and pesky ceiling spiders.

Learn more about spelunking and pith helmets

Don't Get Too Familiar with the Squirrels

Those beady little eyes are watching, waiting for the perfect moment to snatch your sandwich. Stay vigilant, stay alive.

Underground squirrel survival guide

Use a Map, Not Your Noses

Don't rely on smell alone to navigate. Use a map, or risk getting lost in the endless tunnels of the underground.

Learn to read a map, even when blind

Stay hydrated, Stay Alive

Water is life, but in the underground, it's also a scarce resource. Drink up, or risk becoming a crispy critter.

Find a water source, or die trying

Need more help? Call the Underground Emergency Services!