Q: What do we do with our interns?
A: We pay them in pizza and regret.
Q: Are they actually interns?
A: Nope. They're just our friends' kids who we're trying to get out of the house.
Q: Do they actually do any work?
A: Occasionally, when they're not busy playing solitaire on the server or reorganizing the break room.
Q: What's the dress code?
A: Business casual. Unless it's Friday, then it's casual.
Q: Are they unionized?
A: Unionized? Ha! We're a small business. They're just happy to be here.
Q: Can I hire them?
A: Only if you're willing to sign a contract that includes a clause for mandatory pizza parties every Friday.
Q: What's the ratio of interns to actual adults?
A: 2:1. We're a family operation.
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