New Arrivals

Welcome to the latest shipment of Underpaid Tees, where our team of expertly underpaid designers have created the most questionable, yet somehow endearing, new arrivals in the history of fashion!

Our new collection includes:

1. "I Can Barely Fit in These Pants" Joggers

These joggers are so tight, it's like we're trying to make a statement about the economy. Or maybe it's just because we're allergic to comfort. Either way, they're only $5 more than the last pair we sold you.

2. "I'm Not Lazy, I'm Just on Energy Conservation Mode" Hoodie

This hoodie is so loose, it's like we're trying to make a point about the importance of personal space. Or maybe it's just because we're trying to make a fashion statement that says "I give up." Either way, it's only $7 more than the last one we sold you.

3. "I'm Not a Morning Person" Coffee Mug

This mug is so bland, it's like we're trying to make a statement about the monotony of life. Or maybe it's just because we're trying to make a fashion statement that says "I hate mornings." Either way, it's only $3 more than the last mug we sold you.