Underpaid Tees: Where the Dream Job Goes to Die
We're not talking about a job with a low salary, no. We're talking about a job where you'll be paid in promises and disappointment.
Our company's motto: "We're not paying you enough to buy a house, but we're paying you just enough to keep you coming back for more."
Job Requirements:
- Must be able to type 60 words per minute without getting carpal tunnel syndrome.
- Must be able to wear a "I'm with Stupid" t-shirt to every meeting.
- Must be able to eat a whole pizza by yourself in one sitting without getting judged.
Benefits are overrated, anyway.
Our CEO is a fun guy, really.