We're the worst. Our vending machines are the worst. They're always out of our own merchandise, and we're pretty sure they're powered by the tears of our employees.
But hey, we're here for you! Our vending machine is stocked with the finest selection of overpriced, generic merchandise you'll ever lay eyes on. From our exclusive "I'm Not a Morning Person" t-shirts to our "I'd Rather Be at Home" mugs, we've got you covered.
Want to try your luck? Insert your quarters and see what we've got in store for you!
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