Save Water

Because you clearly have too much of it already.

But seriously, water is a finite resource. Don't be a drip.

Learn more about the importance of water conservation

Or just don't

Be a slob, be a mess, and let the planet suffer.

But honestly, who cares about the planet?

Join the ranks of water-wasters and contribute to the downfall of society
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