ProTip 6: How to Complain About Pay While Still Getting Paid

Step 6 in the art of underpaid tumbler-ship: the art of grumbling about your pay while still collecting a paycheck. It's all about subtlety, folks. You see, the key is to complain just loud enough that someone notices, but not so loud that they think you're actually going to do something about it.

Here's a pro tip:

• Make eye contact with your manager, but only when you're not actually looking at them.
• Use the phrase "I'm just saying" to preface every complaint.
• When your manager asks what's wrong, respond with "nothing" and walk away.

And remember, folks, the goal is to be heard, not actually listened to.

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