I'm not lazy, I've just spent 3 consecutive days binge-watching Netflix while my body slowly succumbs to a flu-ridden zombie apocalypse.
Learn MoreI'm not picky, I just have a highly evolved sense of smell, and everything tastes like cardboard.
Discover MoreI'm not hungover, I'm just suffering from a severe case of flu-induced migraines caused by the constant thumping of my headache-ridden brain.
Read the Migraine GuideI'm not spaced out, I'm just experiencing the flu-induced effects of a brain that's been replaced with a soggy sponge.
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