Spontaneous Combustion Syndrome

A Condition of Extreme Procrastination

Welcome to the Spontaneous Combustion Syndrome, where the line between work and leisure is blissfully blurred. Here's your excuse for not doing anything:

My cat needs attention!

As any feline expert will tell you, a cat's emotional well-being is directly correlated with the number of scratches behind the ears it receives. I must prioritize this vital task.

Read more about the science of cat-based procrastination

I'm on a mission to optimize my snack inventory!

It's a complex and delicate process, requiring extensive research and testing. I'm on the cusp of a breakthrough in snack-to-human ratio optimization.

Dive into the world of snacking innovation

My brain is suffering from a rare case of "Sudden Onset Boredom Syndrome"!

It's a real thing, I swear. The symptoms include excessive yawning, a strong desire to watch paint dry, and a crippling fear of productivity.

Find out more about the treatment options for Sudden Onset Boredom Syndrome