Welcome to the Spontaneous Combustion Syndrome, where the line between work and leisure is blissfully blurred. Here's your excuse for not doing anything:
As any feline expert will tell you, a cat's emotional well-being is directly correlated with the number of scratches behind the ears it receives. I must prioritize this vital task.
Read more about the science of cat-based procrastinationIt's a complex and delicate process, requiring extensive research and testing. I'm on the cusp of a breakthrough in snack-to-human ratio optimization.
Dive into the world of snacking innovationIt's a real thing, I swear. The symptoms include excessive yawning, a strong desire to watch paint dry, and a crippling fear of productivity.
Find out more about the treatment options for Sudden Onset Boredom Syndrome