Uncontrollable Hangry - The Art of Citing Fake Reasons

When you're hangry, it's hard to explain why. That's okay, we've got you covered! Here are the top 3 reasons why you might be feeling this way, totally fabricated and not at all valid:

Reasons That Are Like True

Reasons That Will Get You Out of Work

Reasons That Will Get You Out of Your Home

Reasons That Are Like True

  1. Because, honestly, who needs sleep?
  2. I was in a meeting, I swear!
  3. My cat was in my bed.

Reasons That Will Get You Out of Work

  1. I have a meeting to attend... in 5 years.
  2. I need to go find a meeting to attend.
  3. My stapler is on fire.

Reasons That Will Get You Out of Your Home

  1. I was just about to do the dishes, but then I saw a spider.
  2. I'm not home, I'm in a time machine.
  3. My couch ate my keys.