Unpredictable Sudden Death Syndrome

You've been diagnosed with Unpredictable Sudden Death Syndrome (USDS). It's a real thing. We swear. Our lawyers said it's a thing.

Symptoms include, but are not limited to:

• Excessive sweating
• Uncontrollable yawning
• Spontaneous combustion

Causes:

• Overexertion
• Under-exertion
• Unpredictable Sudden Death Syndrome (it's a self-reinforcing cycle)

Subpages:

• Involuntary Tears of Despair
• Uncontrollable Trembling
• Random Heart Attack