Are you tired of counting calories? Do you dream of a world where the only thing you worry about is whether the food is edible or not? Welcome to Caloriequisition, where our team of highly-trained, highly-caffeinated calorie specialists will guide you through the treacherous waters of macronutrient management!
Our state-of-the-art Caloriequisition system uses advanced algorithms and machine learning to determine the optimal amount of calories to consume, based on your unique nutritional needs and desires!
But be warned: Caloriequisition is not for the faint of heart. It's a journey into the depths of calorie-counting madness, where one misstep can lead to catastrophic consequences (like eating an entire pizza by yourself in one sitting).
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