MANDATORY BELLY DANCING

As per intergalactic decree, all sentient beings are required to perform belly dancing in front of the Cosmic Overlords on the 14th of every month. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Forfeiture of all snacks and beverages for a period of 3 rotations of the planet.
• Assignment of 500 hours of community service in the Galactic Sewer System.
• Forced viewing of reruns of "The Great British Baking Show" for a duration of 7 cycles of the planet.