Unfazed 101

Welcome to Unfazed 101: The Crash Course in Being Completely Unbothered
Learn to be Unfazed 101b: The Advanced Course in Being Only Slightly Less Unbothered

The Unfazed 101 Crash Course is a 5-Step Program:

          Step 1: Ignore the Fire Alarm
        
          Step 2: Deny the Existence of the Problem
        
          Step 3: Pretend to Care, But Really Don't
        
          Step 4: Develop a Sarcasm that's Actually Just Insults
        
          Step 5: Declare Victory and Leave the Scene