The Elixirium of Unfortunate Concoctions

Warning: do not attempt to consume any of these elixirs. They are not actually drinkable, nor safe. But hey, if you're feeling brave, be our guest.

• Unfortunate Elixir 1: The "I'm-Not-Going-to-Wake-Up-in-the-Morning" Elixir

  A special blend of 12 different types of sleep aids, carefully crafted to guarantee a 3-day hangover.

  Try it now (not that we recommend)

• Unfortunate Elixir 2: The "I-Will-Suddenly-Understand-Why-My-Partner-Left-Me" Elixir

  A mysterious concoction of bitter herbs, carefully designed to shatter your self-esteem.

  Drink at your own risk

• Unfortunate Elixir 3: The "I-Just-Started-My-Own-YouTube-Channel" Elixir

  A sparkling blend of narcissistic tendencies, carefully crafted to guarantee 10 consecutive hours of talking about yourself.

  Try not to get too comfortable