Warning: do not attempt to consume any of these elixirs. They are not actually drinkable, nor safe. But hey, if you're feeling brave, be our guest.
A special blend of 12 different types of sleep aids, carefully crafted to guarantee a 3-day hangover.
Try it now (not that we recommend)A mysterious concoction of bitter herbs, carefully designed to shatter your self-esteem.
Drink at your own riskA sparkling blend of narcissistic tendencies, carefully crafted to guarantee 10 consecutive hours of talking about yourself.
Try not to get too comfortable