Unfulfilled Projects

Because who needs a social life when you can have a bunch of half-baked ideas collecting dust?

Here's a list of projects that never quite made it past the drawing board:

• Robot Tennis - A game where you play tennis against a robot that's secretly plotting against you.
• Time Traveling Toaster - A toaster that can toast bread in any historical time period, but only if you wear a fedora.
• Invisible Socks - A product that promises to make your socks disappear, only to reappear as a mysterious sock goblin that terrorizes your neighborhood.
• Subproject: Sock Goblin's Revenge - A documentary series about the rise of the Sock Goblin as a cultural phenomenon.

Stay tuned for more updates on these projects, or maybe just don't.